December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a boyfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they
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